You didn't really think that I was finished going crazy already did you? Hey it's a long, winding road to the asylum. As it is I may be crazy but I'm not 'crazy' yet so lets have at it again. As one of my critics recently said, "You're eloquent but long winded…" I don't know much about being eloquent but as for the rest of it, Amen to that. So sit back. Take a deep breath. Swallow a Prozac, or two, and lets go mad together.

A.I.G. = A.D.D.

This last week everybody was going nuts about AIG handing out millions in bonuses, again, after getting another bailout from Obama and his Spend-it-like-u-have-it-crats! But honestly I have no idea why? I mean what did everybody think AIG was going to do with it? Invest it? Ha! Help get out economy back on its feet? Ha, Ha! Why would anybody think that AIG was actually going to do something different this time? Hasn't Obama ever heard the old saying that a leopard can't change its spots? This extravagant bonus business is part of how our economy ended up looking like a train wreck in the first place. Yet our government just keeps rewarding this big business deviant behavior by giving these greedy vultures more and more chances to get rich. As for the promise of government regulation, well it doesn't exist anymore than it did for Fannie and Freddie.

Just so we finally understand the routine here's how it goes. Obama hands over the money while promising close government regulation, the greedy corporate pigs pilfer large amounts off of the top. Obama and Congress jump up and down, scream about how mad they are. The greedy corporate swine bow their heads in shame then check their laptops displaying their offshore accounts to make sure the deposits went through. Absolutely nothing is done to the corporate fat cats who have again successfully absconded with the loot except that they now get their pictures on TV. The greedy corporate dogs ask Congress for more money. Obama and Congress hit the repeat cycle! Talk about lunacy!

Now I know that politicians don't like to dwell on the past, too many skeletons in the closets you know. But almost every corporation and bank that has been given these big bucks have immediately turned right around to misappropriate large amounts of these handouts. They have consistently been doing this since Bush's first bailout just months ago so its not like Obama and Congress have to remember ancient history but to just simply recall what has happened in the past few months!

So do we now have to worry that this administration and Congress all suffer for Attention Deficit Disorder? How many more times is Obama and Congress going to hand out billions of the taxpayers' money to these greedy corporate scoundrels before they finally learn? If Congress keeps this up America is going to have to turn to these greedy corporate bonus babies for loans to keep our country from filing bankruptcy! Imagine the outrageous interest rates they would charge on what was once the taxpayers' money! How crazy is that?

"Welcome To America!" Said The Crazy Gringos.

Civics Question #1: Flush with funds from the stealfromus bill corrupt ACORN is now lined up to help count the 2010 US Census, which was unconstitutionally hijacked into the control of Obama's White House from the US Census Bureau. Using a scale of 0% to 100%, what are the chances that we will get a true and actual count of a district's illegal and legal residents by the unscrupulous census takers of ACORN? (Remember, the US Census determines the apportionment of seats in the House of Representatives for each district, and derived from that, of electors to the Electoral College.)

Do you want to know just how totally insane our government has become? Last Saturday night Speaker of the House Nancy 'Crazy As A Rabid Bat' Pelosi had this to say about our immigration laws and workplace raids by ICE to a group of illegal and legal immigrants:

"Who in this country would not want to change a policy of kicking in doors in the middle of the night and sending a parent away from their families?"

"It must be stopped....What value system is that? I think it's un-American. I think it's un-American."

"We have to have a change in policy and practice and again ... I can't say enough, the raids must end. The raids must end."

"You are special people. You're here on a Saturday night to take responsibility for our country's future. That makes you very, very patriotic."

As a member of the House of Representatives, Pelosi has taken an oath to uphold our Constitution and to enforce the laws of our nation. Here she condemns those laws, the agency that enforces them and our country's values as "un-American." While doing so she calls illegal aliens "very patriotic", and hands these same illegal aliens the "future of our country."

It is utter madness that the American people allow this demented dingbat to be in charge of anything other than her own personal hygiene

For years now Americans have been demanding that our government stop the invasion of illegal aliens across our southern border. With Pelosi's disgusting example of her attitude towards the American people and our laws is it any wonder that those demands have fallen silent on the ears of do nothing politicians waiting for a chance to pass a blanket amnesty for these foreign interlopers. With this liberal Congress and no chance of an Obama veto, that amnesty will soon come to pass. With the passing of the stealfromus bill Obama's Congress has already set into motion funds to help ACORN insure that the majority of these soon to be not illegal aliens will vote Democratic.

While Americans pleaded for security, Washington sat still waiting to count these future Democratic votes until now we are faced with a border war that is violently spilling over into our country. And war it is, even though the liberal mainstream media refuses to admit it or report on much of what is happening on the border. Their big stories in this bloodbath was that the Mexican government was blaming this war not on the drug cartels or their own citizens acting like a bunch of macho Rambo wannabes but on the availability of American guns. While this fits nicely into the liberal agenda of gun control apparently neither the liberal media nor the Mexican government has ever heard the truism, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Besides you don't use guns to lop off heads and there seems to be plenty of unattached heads rolling around in Mexico and our border states these days. The other story line was whether or not college kids should be heading south for Spring break. The interviews I saw were running about 50-50 for and against the college crowd to go south. After the break we probably won't hear anything at all even though the drug war will continue on.

Instead of action to provide security on the borders our government has repeatedly given us false reassurances that they will handle this problem but then do nothing. They have failed miserably in the all important duties of protecting our sovereignty and in protecting our citizens. These protections are and always will be above all other assigned duties of our government, yet they have shown a begrudging inclination and an abject inability to even try. Furthermore they have failed to protect our commerce by allowing billions of dollars to be sent out of our country never to return through the untaxed wages paid to these illegal aliens. They have forced states like California and Arizona to spend billions on health care, welfare and education for people who should not even be here. They have passed laws costing billions of dollars to force taxpayers to pay for special programs such as teaching English to non-citizen Spanish students. Illegal aliens have cost this country billions in welfare and free public health care. Yet what we got from our government is the lame reasoning that our American economy could not take the hit of losing all of this cheap labor. Well guess what, we took a bigger hit by allowing them to stay! Hey folks, lets not forget that California and the other border states were in deep financial trouble because of all of this even before the Wall Street and mortgage fiascos!

In the last few months illegal alien drunken drivers have killed at least two Arizona residents. One of these illegals had been arrested more than once for DUI but he was still drinking and driving in this country when he finally managed to kill somebody. When we go for a drive in our border states we constantly take the chance of encountering a mishap with uninsured illegal alien motorists. Recently an illegal alien from El Salvador was charged with the rape and murder of Washington D.C. congressional intern, Chandra Levy. It turns out that this scumbag is a serial rapist and a member of the notorious M13 gang who 'hunted' his female prey in Rock Creek Park. Life has always been a gamble but the inexcusable inaction of our governments to do anything about the lawlessness of many of these illegal aliens has turned our citizens' lives into a free for all crapshoot.

Instead of action we have heard debate after debate on the issues while against the wishes of the majority of the people the only congressional bill that has been presented was one that amounted to total amnesty for the illegal aliens. Total amnesty means amnesty for the criminals in this group as well. Crazy as it seems with all of our homegrown criminals that we already have in our country, why do we need to let these social misfits stay here as well? A large part of California's overcrowded prisons problems are due to the great number of illegal aliens that are now incarcerated in that state. According to the proposed amnesty bill all an illegal alien gang member has to do to receive this total amnesty is to simply state that he no longer wants to be in a gang. Aren't Liberals such naive and wacky creatures? When it comes to the illegal alien problem our government has consistently failed dreadfully in dealing with the problem, of upholding the wishes of the American people and in protecting us both from financial loss and from physical endangerment.

But then hey, it's the government! We have all come to expect this kind of inaction and ineptitude from our governments. While the government's ineffectiveness will drive us nuts, what really drives me up the wall is the way our federal, state and local governments constantly interferes with the very law enforcement agencies whose duties are to protect us by arresting illegal aliens under our very own laws. Likewise it is just as maddening at how our governments also are so insistent on punishing private citizens who are trying to protect themselves and their property from these illegal aliens!

In our Constitution it states:

"We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

If our Federal, State and local governments continue to consistently fail to protect our lives against these criminals, illegal aliens or otherwise, we have every right to do what is necessary to protect on own lives and that of our families. It seems clear doesn't it. It is right there, guaranteed by our Constitution that you have an "unalienable right to life." But just wait until you shoot somebody to protect your life that our government has allowed to remain in our country illegally. You'll wish you were never born. Crazy isn't it, here is a hypothetical example of a real incident:

Back in May 2001 when that illegal alien gang member viciously murdered Chandra Levy, if she had been carrying a gun and had killed her attacker instead, she may still be alive but she would also be in jail. You see, Washington D.C. did not repeal their gun ban, which had been in effect since 1976 until June 2008. This DC gun ban was a total ban on all guns, so if you owned a gun you were a criminal. Even if you never took that gun out of the shoebox in the closet, you were breaking the law. As most of us are law abiding citizens we wouldn't have owned a gun if we lived in DC. Thus the only people with guns were the criminals whose 'job' is to break the laws anyway. As a criminal with this kind of job security in knowing that your victims weren't packing you were on easy street. For many years during this gun ban period DC lead the nation in murders. DC also maintained a very high crime rate throughout the gun ban. The ban didn't prevent crime as the liberals expected, it prevented honest citizens from protecting themselves. Is it any wonder that this illegal alien predator felt safe stalking his female victims in our nation's capital? It may be the reason he migrated to DC in the first place. If Chandra had a gun on that fateful day and had managed to scare off or even kill her attacker, because of this ban she would have found herself up to her neck in big trouble. But at least this young woman would still be alive. Arming only criminals under the law of a gun ban, now that's crazy.

Almost three years ago I wrote an article, 'Only In Americo - The Drug Smuggler's Revenge' about US Border Patrol Agents Ignacio Ramos and Jose Alonso Compean who were arrested by our federal government for shooting a Mexican drug smuggler in his escaping nalgas.* Both agents were sent to jail while the drug smuggler was set free by our federal government for testifying against our own agents. Finally after two years in prison Bush pardoned the agents. I still don't know why it took Bush so long to do the right thing? Meanwhile the drug smuggler was arrested again for running drugs across our border, just like us normal lunatics knew he would be. So he is now in jail were he should have been two years ago instead of the two agents. But you have to wonder how many tons of illegal drugs he smuggled into our country between his release for his testimony and his recapture? It also sort of makes you wonder if anybody besides the foot soldiers in this drug war really want it to end?

Just last month an ex-Arizona lawman turned rancher was dragged into a Federal court to defend himself for detaining a group of illegal aliens who were illegally crossing over the border through his ranch. Over the years he has captured on his property thousands of illegal aliens that were then turned over to the Border Patrol. His property has been destroyed, his home has been broken into and robbed, his livestock have been killed and he has had vehicles stolen by these illegals in the past. In all that time he never received any restitution from these illegal aliens or from the Mexican government for his lost and damaged property.

But he was in court because a group of these illegal aliens had filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the rancher for among other things, his violation of their civil rights. What should have happened was for the judge to throw the case out. But we now live in an insane world so instead it went to trial and while the ex-Arizona lawman turned rancher did not have to pay the illegals the millions they had asked for he was still held responsible to the tune of almost $80,000.00 to be paid to a bakers half dozen of the illegals. Add in his court costs and attorney's fees and it cost this American citizen a pretty peso to defend his life and property from a platoon of illegal invaders on his American soil.

But this is what we must understand. Even though the illegal aliens did not get everything that they wanted from the rancher, the American citizen who was protecting his life, his family and his property from non-US citizens who were breaking the laws of our country, lost in our courts! This is utter madness!

Through the actions of agencies like the ACLU, our own governments of all levels, civil rights attorneys, Mexican-American activist groups and the Mexican government we American citizens have discovered to our own trepidation that illegal aliens have more rights in our country than we do. Now that is the plain truth and it is plain crazy.

What is also completely insane is that here in Maricopa County the beautiful city of Phoenix has become the number two kidnapping capitol of the world. That makes it número uno in America. But who is being kidnapped in this fine American city? Why Mexican illegal aliens of course! Besides Mexican drug gangs kidnapping each other, illegal aliens are being held for ransom by the people they have paid to get them into the US. Once here instead of letting the illegals run free they are locked up in a house, fifty to sixty at a time. Stripped of their clothing they are then told to contact their relatives to pay for their release.

But instead of using every means to fight these crimes of drug dealing, kidnapping, murder, robbery, rape and a wide assortment of other criminal activities by illegal aliens in our county, the Phoenix mayor and our federal government have started a criminal investigation of Sheriff Joe Arpaio. The Sheriff has been in the forefront in our county's fight against this current crime wave and by enforcing our immigration laws. Instead of being rewarded for his efforts or extended assistance, he is being investigated for violating illegal alien's civil rights and profiling, among other alleged crimes. It is a standard PC nightmare using the standard PC BS to stop the Sheriff from continuing his successful tactics.

Profiling has always been extremely helpful in fighting crime; the FBI have experts who do nothing but and is famous for using profiling. But out here at the asylum since we are looking mainly for Hispanic illegal aliens from Mexico and South America due to the PC ban on profiling we are not allowed to look for Hispanic illegal aliens from Mexico and South America unless they fall into our laps and say, "Que?" This is just like the fact that we are fighting Islamic terrorists but because of the PC ban on profiling we are not allowed to look for Islamic terrorists unless they start shooting at us, walk into a room with dynamite strapped to their nalgas,* or yell, "Ala Akbar!" Now how's that for crazy?

Due to this PC ban on profiling fighting Islamic terrorists or chasing down illegal aliens can best be explained by this example. Imagine a man trying to urinate with his hands securely tied behind his back while blindfolded, wearing trousers with a button down fly and people are throwing darts at him. That'll drive you crazy, and get your feet wet.

Since profiling is not PC in our insane society of today liberals believe that it is better to let the illegal alien criminals commit the crimes and run free than to offend some people. Especially if you are a politician and you want those who are offended to vote for you. So in a depressed economy our county and our federal governments will now spend millions of dollars to investigate, and to most probably at some point to prosecute, a sheriff who was actively enforcing the laws of the United States and protecting our citizens. As ridiculous as this has become you would almost think that Napolitano was back in town. It is truly a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world that we now live in.

By the way, just so you all know, I'm not done yet.


God Bless America!


Semper Fidelis,
Mad Mike


(*nalgas - A Spanish term for butt.)


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