9) You will not be allowed to cry, “Foul!” when your socialist President comes for your taxes.

There is an old morality tale of how a man who says nothing when ‘they’ come to take his neighbors away has no right to complain when ‘they’ come back for him. The same goes when ‘they’ come to merely take away his neighbors’ property, and money is property. As voters for Obama you did much worse than the man who said nothing as you voted for the ‘they’ to take away your neighbors’ property and then redisburse it to you. As the morality tale shows, once ‘they’ can get away with taking away your neighbors there is no one around to stop them from taking you away. ‘They’ are now empowered to do whatever they please.

Obama originally drew his tax plan cut off line at $250,000.00. He then let it slip to $200,000.00 while just before the election the last we have heard was that others, like Biden, have now dropped that tax cutoff to $120,000.00. That was over a fifty percent drop in less than two weeks. Imagine where that cut off will be by the time Obama is sworn in two months from now. Since most of us do not make that kind of money you Obama supporters figured, well I like that plan because I’m in the group that will receive not pay! But Obama has big plans for big government and that takes big money. Governments do not produce products or services for sale like private enterprise so their only sources of income are taxes, contributions and fines. The time will come when Obama and his Democratic Congress will need your money to run their big government programs. When that time arrives they will come and take it just like when you voted to say that it was okay to take your neighbors’. I mean really, who’s going to stop them?

10) Because you just anointed Obama and elected more liberal Democrats into Congress thus unilaterally paving the way for total amnesty of the illegal alien population you will do the following:

You may never again be upset when told to “Press one for English,” or when the person you have been explaining something to for twenty minutes at say, McDonald’s, your bank, the supermarket or at Wal-Mart simply answers you with “Qué?”

You must all learn to speak Spanish as your primary language.

You must hire a maid, a gardener, a cook, a chauffeur, a personal assistant, and a pool boy, even if you don’t own a pool and can’t afford all of this ‘help.’

You must pay them all whatever the new legal minimum wage will be; your new President will set this wage. In other words, “share the wealth.”

You must allow them all to live with you.

You will not be upset when you come home one day to find that they have invited all of their cousins to come live with you too.

You must purchase a pedigree Chihuahua and name it ‘Presidente Felipe De Jesus CALDERON Hinojosa, Jr.’ in honor of the Mexican government that encourages their people to storm across our border and send American dollars back into the Mexican economy.

You may call you Chihuahua “Pepi” for short, but not in front of your ‘help.’

You will not be upset when you are severely injured by an uninsured, drunken, former illegal alien who total outs your car.

You will be delighted that your President and his newly appointed liberal judges have allowed this drunk to get a legal driver’s license and remain in our country as an uninsured driver no matter how many DUI’s he has collected.

You will not be upset when you wait for hours to see a doctor at the emergency hospital.

You will understand when that hospital goes bankrupt and had to close because it was required by law to care for uninsured former illegal aliens.

You will then hire a Mexican ‘Medicine Woman’ to live with and care for you and your family.

You will chew on the medicinal tree root she gives you and allow her to shake her ‘medicine rattles’ over your body twice a day.

You will not be upset when the Medicine Woman invites all of her cousins to come live with you too.

You will grin and bear it when you reach retirement and still have to work because our social security program has gone bankrupt in paying benefits to these former illegal aliens who unlike you never paid a single dime into the system.

If you live in a border state:

You will understand and be thankful in being able to help others who are less fortunate than you, at least for now, when your child has not been admitted to the local university because former illegal alien students attending on government grants have already filled all of the admissions.

You will pay the local gang members $100.00 a month for the right to remain in your home without being constantly robbed or molested.

You will not be upset when you are constantly robbed or molested but you still have to pay them $100.00 a month.

You will not be upset when former illegal aliens have stolen your children’s new bicycles within days after receiving them for their birthdays.

You will not be angry when you see a former illegal alien walk by wearing your son’s $300.00 high school lettermen’s jacket, with your family name still on the back, which was stolen from his car.

You will not even bother to call the policia when someone steals your son’s car.

You will either pay $200.00 a month to the local drug cartel or become a pusher for them.

You will think it is a great idea, although a bit confusing, when your son legally takes the same name as your Chihuahua so that he will fit in with his fellow gang members.

You may call your son ‘Pepi’ for short but not in front of the ‘help.’

You will not mind the drive by shootings, your kids getting hooked on cheap Mexican drugs or the severed heads routinely deposited on your front lawn.

You will forsake The Fourth of July for Cinco de Mayo.

You will not even take notice when the U.S.-Mexican border disappears.

Yeah, I know this is a lot to remember for just one rule but hey, by voting in your Obama, you asked for it. With McCain we at least had a chance that he would change his mind about amnesty. As for Obama securing our borders? Forget about it. Instead the Democrats will pass an amnesty bill as fast as they can just to increase their voter base. By the way, when the Democrats announce that they have passed this amnesty bill stating that all illegal aliens residing in the U.S as of such and such date will automatically become U.S. citizens, the last place you want to be is by the border because you will be trampled to death by the hordes that stream across to The Promised Land. With these new voters numbering between twelve to twenty million, conservative Republicans may never win another election, especially if Obama introduces these illegals to ACORN.


To Be Continued:

New Rules: Part One

New Rules: Part Three

New Rules: Part Four

New Rules: Part Five


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