| Dressed up like a Hawaiian tourist from Kansas, Obama opened the party by saying, "Aloha! I wish I could have given you a trip to Hawaii. Given our budget crunch, we can't do that, so at least we can bring Hawaii to you." |
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| Now in the good old days this is where Todd Palin, the child's father, gets to walk up to Letterman anytime in the near future and punch him in his foul mouth. |
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| Most humans have a tendency to believe that 'it' will never happen to them because 'it' always happens to "the other guy." |
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| After bailing out banks, corporations and Wall Street just where is the plan for a taxpayers' bailout for Social Security and Medicare? |
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| I have always thought air travel was fun and exciting. |
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| In Memory Of Pearl Rose Tank |
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| So why do players who are already good enough to play college and professional sports cheat? |
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| An Incomplete Review Of Obama's First 90 Days: |
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| Initially it should be noted that this is the first Obama tax that is being placed on the very people Obama promised to help and on those who helped him get elected, the poor and the middle class. |
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| *(FOUR TRILLION DOLLARS - In order to start to fully realize the stupidity of spending this kind of money, from this day forward we are all required to use capital letters or shouting out the figures when speaking of amounts this enormous.) |
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| I truly wonder that after he explained this vile plan if he actually expected these fine people, many of them Veterans themselves who have dedicated their lives working for the Veterans of America to simply shuffle out of the room, heads bowed in resignation and mumbling but fully accepting the inevitable demands of the Obama regime? If so he was terribly mistaken. |
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| You didn't really think that I was finished going crazy already did you? |
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| For example, you want crazy, analyze this. |
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| Where Obama and his Congress' wasteful spending was at first obscene it has now become pornographic. |
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| Imagine our economy as a living entity. |
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| Even with Gates' stipulation that it will be left up to the families of the deceased whether or not the media will be allowed to view the coffins of their loved ones, it was wrong to lift the ban. |
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| I have a friend who when things start to get too silly or out of hand brings the shenanigans to an abrupt halt by firmly stating in a authoritative, staccato manner, "Stop it!" It is a tried and proven method learned the hard way, from raising children. After witnessing the barely first two months of the new President's administration I want to scream, "STOP IT!" in the faint hope that I could likewise somehow bring this foolhardy political eccentricity to an abrupt end. |
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| In just the past few months we, the American people, have been clearly shown just how little our new 'leaders' think of us. |
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| "Don't worry son, you'll get used to it." |
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| First of all, Happy Super Bowl Sunday everybody! |
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| To fully understand all that happened to you, the poor deceased Ricky, and the unsuspecting, mournful gathering during these few chaotic moments of your escape, we must take it one step at a time. |
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| Reluctantly you enter the bathroom locking the door behind you. |
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| In fact I have found that in stating my opinions others can become down right hostile. |
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| Race and Hypocrisy |
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| You must tell every child you meet that there is no Santa Claus. |
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| Human Rights and The Military |
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| You will not be allowed to cry, “Foul!” |
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| For those of you who voted for Barak Obama. |
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| As we get older the world seems to get just a bit weirder everyday. |
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| With just two weeks left before we vote, flipping media channels between Fox News to any other is still like flipping into another world's dimension. |
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| I defy anyone with a brain to watch three hours of MSNBC evening 'news'. |
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| Four years ago during the Bush- Kerry 2004 Presidential campaign my younger brother told me that I needed to forget the past. |
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| "The Stanley Theory of Economics." |
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| "Like Playing Cards With My Brother's Kids" |
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| The National Conventions are upon us once again. |
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| Escaping from the spectacle and embarrassment of this Presidential primary Three Ring Circus the American voters exited the Big Top and once again we found ourselves on The Political Circus Midway. Here the pollsters took over asking inane questions paled only by the insane responses of my fellow citizens. For example: |
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| The first half of this historic year is almost past. My word, but it has gone by quickly. |
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| Or, Why I Don't Sleep At Night |
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| The Headline read: "Under fire, Obama clarifies small-town remarks "
Obama is under fire? I thought Hillary was the one who supposedly had been under fire, by snipers no less.
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| When I was a younger man
I dreamt of glory and fame
Of successes and riches
And how everyone would know my name
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| America is a dreamer. We are a country that was founded on a dream, a dream that had existed within man since his first conceptions of government. It was a dream of self-rule, of personal freedoms, of the right for every human being to pursue happiness in their existence and of the simple, basic belief that all men were created equal. The concepts that every man was created equal and that we all had the right to pursue happiness had never before been considered in any other form of government.
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| This is it folks, as much as I love America, today I start thinking about looking for a new homeland because the one we’re living in now has gone wacko. Where once I thought the residents of Wackoville were only in Washington D. C., and with just cause because of the Supreme Court’s ruling of POW status for the terrorist criminals, I now discover that the Zanies* who rule with imputative insanity have spread to Manhattan and El Paso. How else can you explain what is going on in our courts? How else except with a plea of insanity, not by the defendants but by the attorneys, jurors and judges. How else without such inept lunacy can you explain that on Tuesday last, a female radical lawyer, a US citizen named Lynne Stewart, was convicted of passing instructions from her convicted terrorist client to his murderous terrorist underlings in Egypt who have declared war on the United States of America, but she receives only two and one half years for her treason? Then, a mere forty-eight hours later, while seemingly not wanting to fall behind in this rush to utter madness another deranged court in El Paso hands out an eleven-year sentence and a twelve-year sentence to two US Border Patrol Agents, Ignacio "Nacho" Ramos and Jose Alonso Compean, for shooting a known drug smuggler in the buttocks as the smuggler tried to escape! That’s why I am thinking about looking for a new home. This isn’t America anymore, land of the free, home of the brave, with liberty and JUSTICE for all. Our country has indeed become Americo, land of the free loader; home of the politically correct bleeding heart simple-minded, with liberty and justice only for those who break our laws |
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| Azzam The American, allow me to introduce you to Jane Fonda, alias Hanoi Jane, and her good buddy, Massachusetts Senator John Kerry, alias Hanoi John. |
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| I am going to take you back a few years to a time that although may not have been all that simple and easy going at least it certainly seems so in this old man’s mind. |
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| CNM Announcer: “Welcome to CNM the Nation’s number one news source. Now once again from Atlanta here is the number one news anchor Bolt Striker with the number one news program, The Stitching Room, where CNM stitches together the this and that of the news to fit our purpose just for you, America, because like CNM, you America, are number one!” |
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| In the not to distant future, in the small town of Gilbert, Arizona an old man picks up his remote and points it at his TV as we join a CNM (Cable Network Muckraking) broadcast… CLICK
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| Last weekend was the start of the 87th season of the National Football League. My sons don’t believe me but I was not around when it started. However, I do know a little about how much the pro game has changed and unfortunately the change has not always been for the better. So from an old football fanatic here are ten things I would like to see changed in today’s game. Of course you may or may not agree. |
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| I must admit that I haven’t been keeping up on this continuing story of immigration activist Elvira Arellano. I figured that when the government sent in the police to drag her out of the church it would make the headlines of all the major television networks and news channels and so I would know about it soon enough. I also figured, correctly, that she would not be dragged out of her sanctuary, kicking and screaming about her violated ‘American civil rights’, any time soon. However, tonight I did a little Google search on this subject and so I wasn’t all that surprised to find that Elvira is still sitting in her new home holding news conferences on a daily biases. |
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| At sometime in our lives every one of us has had the misfortune of running into a bully. Either as a witness to some brutish terrorism of another, or perhaps unfortunately, a meeting with one on a more personal note. So it will be understood in this little conversation that we all know what a bully is and what they do for fun and profit. |
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| I am flying |
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CROSSHAIRS
